Preposterous situations, absurdity, a bit of slapstick, an implausible plot and a cast of somewhat stereotypical characters. Sound a bit farcical? Indeed, it does.

This weekend, a troupe of actors from the township’s high school will present its ‘Fall Drama,’ Neil Simon’s farce, Rumors, which originally had a Broadway run of 535 performances. Unfortunately, however, the play will have a run of only two nights here in Jefferson Township. But from the looks of a rehearsal this week, the young thespians will certainly do justice to the ‘80s comedy, a celebratory dinner party that goes hysterically awry.

>> Event calendar: Jefferson Township High School presents Rumors

Cast members include:

Yves Turgeon, as Ken Gorman; McKenna Brown, as Chris Gorman; Bill Wilson as Lenny Ganz; Cara Langner as Claire Ganz; Casey Obaytek as Ernie Cusack; Lindsey Tarsitano, as Cookie Cusack; Jeremy Kissack, as Glenn Cooper; Dana Miller, as Cassie Cooper; Kyle Welch, as Officer Welch; Kirsten Ebbinghouser, as Police Officer; Lily Snow, as Police Officer; Tim DenBleyker, as Police Officer; and Hallie Schiavo and Adrianna Monero.

Performances begin at 7:00 p.m. on Friday, November 17, and Saturday, November 18. Tickets can be purchased from the director, Mary Ann Cantwell for $8.00 in advance, or at the door for $10.00. Cantwell can be reached at

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Maria Weiskott is a Jefferson Township resident and a forty year veteran of the publishing profession. An award-winning journalist and editor, she served in top managerial positions at numerous business-to- business newspapers and magazines including Reed Elsevier and Fairchild Publications. Early in her career she operated a local newspaper in the Passaic Valley towns of Little Falls, Totowa and the former West Paterson. Following retirement, she launched a “ghostblogging” service that provides social networking update and blogging services for small and medium sized businesses. Maria travels widely with her husband and is a passionate photographer. She can be reached at